I’ll be HOME in 38 days. And by home, I mean with my girl. 38 days and we won’t be in a long distance relationship anymore. We’ll get to spend all the time in the world together. Things will get easier. We don’t have to say goodbye anymore.
I’m so thankful for Riley putting up with me for all this time. I love you, Ri!
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
Lesbian Speed Dating- The Big Gay Sketch Show
“I feel like ever since we got the cats, you’ve been distant.”
The most amazing thing ever.
One of the best sketches, after Fitzwilliam.